Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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