Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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