I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The power of my boobs compel you
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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