I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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