Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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