How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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