does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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