Porn is love you can see.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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