hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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