dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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