That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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