I can text with my tongue
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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