some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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