I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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