i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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