The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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