somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
