this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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