ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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