Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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