she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Someone shattered a urinal.
Found the puke drawer
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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