2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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