Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
