My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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