Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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