I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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