dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I could make wine with my vomit
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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