Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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