FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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