he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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