The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
