I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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