I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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