the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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