I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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