you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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