kristin has been a bad kristin
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
