i will never coherently bang her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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