is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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