Christians are straight up FREAKS
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The maid of honor just puked.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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