you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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