i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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