You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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