I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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