Where is the hickey?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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