i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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