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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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