scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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