We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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