So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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