you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
