I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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